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05/06/2015
I only hate sunburn...

I only hate sunburn and hangovers. This is just business.
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01/06/2015
I know I look square,...

I know I look square, but I'm like my father's tractor. I take a while to warm up, but once I get going I can turn your topsoil till the cows come home.
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26/05/2015
Malcolm McDowell is...

Malcolm McDowell is trapped in the future. He's being pursued by a cyberpunk from the past, played by Rutger Hauer. Erm, terrible idea. No one will watch that. I've not thought it through, Lynn. I'll
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19/05/2015
Charlie, tell the...

Charlie, tell the president he will eat his salad, and if he doesn't like it, he knows where he can put his salad.
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11/05/2015
I'm a panhandle hick...

I'm a panhandle hick and my wedding will be just another panel on my mother's family history back tattoo.
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06/05/2015
No wonder he changed...

No wonder he changed his name. You don't get many Nigel the Greats, do you?
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28/04/2015
This wasn't amateur...

This wasn't amateur hour, Phil. People died because of your lack of supervision. There were raptors all up in the kitchen, Phil. IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN.
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23/04/2015
It's a beautiful,...

It's a beautiful, sunny day and we're in an opticians. It doesn't get any better than this.
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17/04/2015
Farewell and adieu to...

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.
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12/04/2015
Often, the good...

Often, the good suffer and the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
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02/04/2015
If I worried about...

If I worried about what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
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27/03/2015
Do you know how hard...

Do you know how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one man has pulled it off: Elvis.
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21/03/2015
I've always said...

I've always said humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight.
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13/03/2015
We're building...

We're building something here, detective. We're building it from scratch. All the pieces matter.
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28/02/2015
When you think about...

When you think about it, thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is, which makes you think.
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22/02/2015
Peachy keen,...

Peachy keen, jellybean.
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18/02/2015
Jealousy is a very...

Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless.
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10/02/2015
I may have just burnt...

I may have just burnt the house down, but I made damn sure you were in it when I lit the match.
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26/01/2015
Are you insane? Do...

Are you insane? Do you seriously expect me to wear grey out of season? I'd rather hang.
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20/01/2015
A straight line may...

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
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16/01/2015
This online slang...

This online slang dictionary says it's short for "amazing." Or it's a club drug made from a tooth whitener. Either way you win.
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10/01/2015
I'm so gorgeous,...

I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear every time I am near!
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05/01/2015
The important thing...

The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now, a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time.
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28/12/2014
Aaaaah BRILLIANT! A...

Aaaaah BRILLIANT! A load of people in a stable, Ted. It's the one thing I didn't expect.
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15/12/2014
He was one of the...

He was one of the good ones. Like Clint Eastwood in a beard, but fatter.
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09/12/2014
Now's not the time to...

Now's not the time to discuss this, but I will need to eat your umbilical cord.
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25/11/2014
I hope there was...

I hope there was enough shark meat in the refrigerator for one of your sandwiches.
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21/11/2014
This leak business is...

This leak business is symptomatic of the moral decline of this country since the fall of the last Conservative government.
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06/11/2014
They say that some of...

They say that some of his ears are inside his head and when he yawns it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel.
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31/10/2014
I guess nice just...

I guess nice just ain't my colour.
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24/10/2014
Sorry, Joan. Your...

Sorry, Joan. Your sandwiches exceeded the required six centimetres in width.
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19/10/2014
Toscanini? Arturo...

Toscanini? Arturo Toscanini? That's the WORST recording of 'The Magic Flute' there's ever been! I wouldn't even let it in the house!
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15/10/2014
And take someone who...

And take someone who can open doors with their head! Take Mitch!
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08/10/2014
Some little girls...

Some little girls grow up wanting ponies; I always wanted to be a widow.
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01/10/2014
Did someone talk...

Did someone talk about a job opening? Because guess who's got two thumbs and was just cleared of insurance fraud?
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27/09/2014
Before you worked...

Before you worked here, were you an ass scientist? Because your ass... blah-blah-blah. You get the point.
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22/09/2014
My grandmother was...

My grandmother was missing that tooth and she was the most beautiful woman on her oil rig.
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18/09/2014
This bag is just full...

This bag is just full of knives and bras... and loose onions
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13/09/2014
She was...

She was multi-tasking. It's a thing women can do. Like smelling nice and wrapping gifts.
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08/09/2014
I engaged in sexting,...

I engaged in sexting, texting, and tex-mexting, which is when you take a picture of your genitals from the restroom of a Chili’s To Go.
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03/09/2014
Ba-da Seuss, a palm...

Ba-da Seuss, a palm caboose, and a panda hop, and pantyhose, you look buppity, buttons and bowwwws!
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30/08/2014
Today it's difficult...

Today it's difficult day for me at coffee shop, there is new stock coming and I have to cut the carrot cake.
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26/08/2014
I’m too tired to...

I’m too tired to slap you, would you bash your face against my palm?
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20/08/2014
Is there anything to...

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass? Oh god, I love saying mass.
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17/08/2014
I don't want a...

I don't want a ladies' wetsuit. I'm a man! Give me a small man's wetsuit, please.
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13/08/2014
Kin is people you've...

Kin is people you've gotta kiss, even if they have a moustache.
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09/08/2014
Like when I say "Men...

Like when I say "Men are blinded by my beauty". They're not really blinded. They get their sight back in a day or two!
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06/08/2014
Oh, for crying out...

Oh, for crying out loud. You see, that's what feminism does. It makes smart girls with nice birthing shapes believe in fairy tales.
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