 | | 07/12/2013 03:51
Sur le blog Bag and a Beret
Triple flutzing, champagne swilling, and a giveaway!
My name is Vanya. I'm a champagne-swillin' figure skater from Boroslavia in the Far West. You should see my Besti squat and Biellmann spin, only on ice, and after a coupla' bottles I'm real good at the swizzle and twizzle. I slept with all the judges so I'm not worried about my scores, plus I'm the only entrant in the +50 category. Gold! I did my routine to a mix of Swan Lake and Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Lewis, and Dentabone* has already signed on as sponsor for the TV premiere of my performance. *dog treats for healthy teeth and gums Her powerful triple Flutz takeoff launched her violently into the wintry upper atmosphere of pre-birth snowflakes and...
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