 | | 2014-06-19 17:31
From blog Fashion For Giants
Light and White
You guys. I'm wearing light wash jeans: Sssshhh. Don't say anything about them. My thighs have no idea. You see, my thighs have been partying since the World Cup began; they are huge fans of any sport where the athletes have big thighs. You should see them during Olympic speed-skating; it's a non-stop Bacchanal in The Republic of Thighastan. Anyway, while my thighs were sleeping off their "holy shit I can't believe Spain went out like that" bender, I snuck them into some light wash jeans: Of course, they will notice eventually and they're going to be pissed, but I figure they'll forget about this little incident as soon as Uruguay...
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