 | | 2015-02-15 07:53
From blog Bag and a Beret
My scroogy Valentine's day
I leapt out of bed and immediately flung open the window. "Oy, Boy, you down there, what day is today?" I shouted to the miscreant on the sidewalk. "Why, Miss ( heh ), this is Valentine's Day, 2015." I clapped my hands and jumped with glee. Then I threw a 20-dollar-bill down to the feckless youth. "Boy, hie thee to the nearest hosiery shop and buy me some psychedelic-patterned leggings!" His eyes grew big with astonishment. "And keep the change!" I laughed. "Begging your pardon, Miss, there's no feckin' way you'll get psychedelic leggings in this town for under 20 bucks," and he took off down the alley with the money. It was then I remembered I have a pair of psychedelic...
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